Hello again Dear Readers, by which we mean the ones who mistakenly happen upon our website looking for porn. We last left you in 2023, when our very venerable Ms. Kwan gave us a briefing on the Lunar New Year Wars (no, we are not going to link to it – it was the preceding post, you lazy bums!). We are happy to report that those conflicts continue in the Year of the Snake (Satan). And we also plan to write about a few more transcendental things before quickly disappearing again into the aether.
After all, there are a great many things going on at the moment, much of them involving religion. The Orange Jesus is back, restored to prominance by Christian nationalists, natalists, and fascist techno-bros and their cryptology currencies. Oh, and a few more Muslims voted for him this round around, because that somehow made sense for them at the time. Don’t worry, we won’t make too much fun of that until we get an Islamo-religionist on staff.
But a what a first week, amirite?! Lots of confusing shenigans, but fortunately some folks found some sensible courage. No, not Democrats. Hahahaha. We’re talking about progressive Christians, at least one of which showed some meaningful spine.
Will this courage remain? Will the onslaught of stupidity make Make Mainline Christians Great Again? It’s going to be hard. The other side has warriors too – stronge ALPHA-MEN, many of whom are not afraid to defy their own shameless liberal denominations such as…[checks notes]…the ACC.
We don’t have the highest hopes but will be watching for any hints of militant mercy and inclusivity. And maybe we’ll actually stick around this time. Maybe religionists will give us new and interesting things to make fun of them about, you know, beyond simply being religious (which has gotten so, so trite). Buckle up, spiritual people!